top five things i plan to do with bradley's body after he dies:
5. have his hide made into a rug for my living room
4. stretch out his jowls over my bicycle seat for a little more cushion
3. mail his weiner to my brother
2. use his footpads for coasters
1. have his brisket (the cushy, jiggley meat on their chest) made into a travel pillow
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SICK! what are jowls? am i dense? xo,m
jowls are the things that hang from brad's mouth...you know, where all the drool comes out.
sick!!! i dont want his weiner.
you are a sicko. and king is pissed that he doesn't get any of brad's body parts.
i wonder... what was removed by the blog administrator?
hmmm....
which paul gets the weiner?
i wanna chew on the jowls...it would make great gum.
I have already reserved a snippet of his jowl to carry around in my pocket for good luck.
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