today reported today on the increasing popularity of "taser parties". apparently the bulky, police grade devices have been made smaller, sleeker, more trendy (hot pink, leopard print) and are now hitting the market en masse through these parties. optional accouterments include a holster that doubles as a mp3 player. taser international maintains that these are not toys and should be taken seriously. no one is supposed to die and yet last year 23 people died after being tased. this reeks of amnesty international. . .
in other news, i have a new job, er, an addendum job. maybe two.
AND, new to bradley's gastrointestinal repertoire is raw ground turkey. one and a half pounds of it.
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I love Tasers. They save more lives than they end, and they make for some great COPS videos.
They defintely save lives.
Bradley's whining was getting on my last nerve during the thunderstorm a couple of nights ago, and I was about to kill him so I could get some sorely-needed sleep.
Then Mazzy remembered our new Tazer X26C. One shot, and your dog was out like a light! I didn't have to kill him AND everybody got some rest. What can I say? Thank you, Tazer International!!!
Don't be upset. It was a cute taser, hot pink with stick on rhinestones.
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