doug angry, doug smash, doug sad

i'm sorry the bachelor is becoming so underwhelming that i actually feel overcome with grief. usually each episode is riveting but i don't know what to say, i walk away from each episode feeling more and more apathetic.

i wish i had more to say about sad doug, but all i can think about is his giant tricep that looks like it could be hiding a little koala bear inside.

even the bachelorette can face hard times. emily's wardrobe budget must have been cut as they are now shopping at 5*7*9.

the highlight of the group date was when charlie was crying in the van on the way home from losing the sailing race. poor charlie, now you'll have more time to practice your Rs and Ls.

here is emily spending time with her little brother, jef.

then the awkward two on one date with john and nate. it was pretty painful to watch, especially during an extremely quiet dinner in a giant and silent cave with no conversation. here they are all drinking at the exact same time to avoid talking.

then at the rose ceremony, the appearance of a giant ponytail.

charlie was cut. emily didn't know him very well and she may have caught a glimpse of the "mens wearhouse"stitched on the inside of his suit jacket.

and sadly, we know why michael from austin got cut. turns out he is playing for the other team.

i think kalon and alejandro will be the next to go. and john if he doesn't get some time with emily soon.