i noticed last week that bradley's jowls always smell different. so i made a log. here are my findings.
olfactory variances in jowls, subj. bradley, ver 1.1
20apr - reminds me of the slight fumes when pulling old masking tape up.
21apr - definitely kellogg's corn pops mixed with poison ivy
22apr - 80% sandwich pickles, 20% garbage
23apr - rotten kiss my face peaches and cream lotion
24apr - baby powder with a dash of burnt hair
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angels only smell like heaven, and bradley is an angel.
sure he didn't get into the neighborhood garbage?
ruth i think that was the implication, accept that it was the kitchen garbage because he's afraid of the front yard. i suppose he's entitled to a little of his own trash anyway, at least 20 percent. now that i think of it, we're all entitled to at least 20 percent of our own garbage, let the earth have the rest.
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