ways my house might be different from yours

the dish rack consistently has a mix of something like this. pyrex, coffee mugs, parts to a masticating juicer, cow booty syringes, water bottles, baby cup and bottle paraphernalia.

 spode blue italian holding a pellet gun and measuring tape.

 bookshelf containing titles like "the prophet", "canterbury tales", "a cowboy in the kitchen" and "how to survive the end of the world as we know it".