5. even the dog walkers have iphones
4. "no honking" signs with a 500$ fine
3. seedy convenience stores on the lower east side are now carrying ezekiel cereal, amy's burritos, and local, in season, organic hydroponic alfalfa sprouts. (i looked for chex mix for five days).
2. it has somehow become the place where trends go to die (too many sightings of rollerblades, beanie babies, and scrunchies)
1. the meat packing district has no meat
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ah, you rounded out your FIVE.
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