Wednesday, October 22, 2008

who let the dogs out?

well, today, i returned the "small" collar, whose ends didn't even make contact, and bought a "medium" harness. on the way to petco, i thought about how preposterous the canine sizing guidelines were, given that my dog is clearly "small". turns out, my little dumpling is lucky that she is an "M". the harness barely fit when set at the very biggest setting. after i took it off, i could see an indention left where a fat roll folded over the harness strap.

in addition to being portly, miss claire is very submissive. tonight she rolled over for two stuffed animals, the wizard and moo the three legged cow.

i am very obviously drawn to dogs with self esteem issues. lucky for me, i am also not introspective.

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