Wednesday, August 22, 2007

pooping is like diving

i have been about 85% happy with my poop these days. the approach, good. entry, good. but i'm not particularly happy with the finish. not clean enough. must consult with the chinese first, germans second. but not americans, they produced the prematurely graying, latently homosexual, spatially challenged greg louganis.

4 comments:

PandK said...

hehehehehehe....nice....is it the poop cutoff or is it the splash back?...i dont have the cutoff technique down even after 30 years of poopage b/c everyone knows that every poop is a bit different, however there is a solution to the splashback...(patent pending)

Mt. Marcy said...

Yep, I googled it and there is not one olympian diver from korea. But congratulations, Cambodia now has one tenor.

Anonymous said...

maybe with 25% more fiber will make the poop finish a little more clean... the kind that sinks straight to the bottom.

Anonymous said...

sick. sick. sick.