within 6 degrees, any problem or question in the world can be blamed on/answered with fat people. for example:
q. why are gas prices so high?
a. people with big butts need more roomy seating, more roomy seating exists mainly in SUVs (and many models from buick), which take more gas. more demand means that gas companies can charge a premium, especially since they know that said demographic won't walk anywhere.
q. why did ghetto gangsta rappers used to drive around in sleek sports cars or convertibles and now thy drive around in cadillac escalades?
a. dead bodies used to fit into the trunk space of even the smallest sportscars. now, since one out of three random people that these people shoot is overweight, more trunk space is required to carry them around. especially in detroit (refer to question 1 to obtain the domino effect).
q. how do we solve the issue of global warming?
a. kill off al gore.
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gore is fat now! have you seen that schmuck lately? fatty mcgee's got competition. i bet he can't even fit into his prius.
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