weekend getaway...

i cannot go to jamaica because steel drums and rasta/island reggae make my skin itch.

true love is...

plus

"you complete me"

just like magic

three step magic trick.

1. an ordinary picture of an ordinary back seat...but what are those faintly visible badger paws?

2. suddenly the head of a dachshund plus becomes apparent...
3. voila! i present to you, the magic, the illustrious, houndini...

rascally rabbit

here's the new ride, i learned a lot about buying cars. more than i'll ever want to know. so much that i might share some tips and lesser known laws involved, they might come in handy one day.

what snuggies dream about at night

the sealpelt

hello my strain is

i just found a few granules of salt on my left eyebrow. i don't know how they got there. i haven't added any salt to my food today and it can't be from yesterday because i've showered since. makes me feel disoriented, like when you think you are drinking water but it's sprite. like that.