it's the real thing

how would i feel if i had a giant mole? i guess by now i wouldn't notice it, but what if i noticed it all the time and thought about people looking at me for the first time and wondering if i had an m&m stuck to my face...weird.

my new crush

meet ben turner of the food network's ace of cakes. he's dreamy and i love his moustache. here he is making what appears to be a cake resembling the grill of sir mix-a-lot.

tennis courtship

there is a 96 black land cruiser around town with a for sale sign in the window. if you see it around, would you mind taking down the number and passing it along to me? merci. . .

dots not feathers

grey is the new black and jindal is the new obama.

it's fasting, and it's sizing you up.

i am off of twitter. it was like a fling but now it's over. everything about my life seems to mimick a 1983 mercedes diesel these days. incidentally, i am considering one of those as my next vehicle.

look who's popular now pt ii

Hi, RK.

cesarmillan (cesarmillan) is now following your updates on Twitter.

Check out cesarmillan's profile here:
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who's popular now...?

Hi, RK.

Barack Obama (BarackObama) is now following your updates on Twitter.

Check out Barack Obama's profile here:
http://twitter.com/BarackObama


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